Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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