She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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