who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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