I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You did what with his pubic hair?
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