is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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