Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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