I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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