they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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