Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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