i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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