Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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