Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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