If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think I sprained my soul last night
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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