Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I love having hate sex.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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