the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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