Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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