yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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