i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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