I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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