Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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