yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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