i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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