Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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