is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Randomize
