I'm lost and stupid without you.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
This is classic penis vs brain.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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