So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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