no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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