so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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