Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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