let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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