After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize