I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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