When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
