He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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