i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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