apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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