marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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