well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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