We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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