i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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