It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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