i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
