In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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