oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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