Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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