the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
