Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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