Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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