So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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