I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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