I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
worst night to have a conscience
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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