I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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