i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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